You work out of a Hotel?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
