He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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