we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
No I am not eating basil off your cock
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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