Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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