This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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