You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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