You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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