we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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