Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
