I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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