I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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