He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I just sucked dick on a ferry
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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