gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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