Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
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