Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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