Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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