I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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