I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Actions speak louder than pants.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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