They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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