Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize