I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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