Kiss
Puke
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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