I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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