that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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