No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
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