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  So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.

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• Don't ever ask this question. Nothing good can come of it.

  Submitted by iowawashington on Sep 1, 10 at 3:13pm

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• What he meant was the first that didn't involve his hand.

  Submitted by amonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 3:56pm

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• Don't ask if you don't want to know.

  Submitted by thechick99 on Sep 1, 10 at 3:56pm

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• 5=50, sweetheart.

  Submitted by n0b0dy on Sep 1, 10 at 3:36pm

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  • What happened to the rule of 3? LOL

    Submitted by Le_Todd on Sep 1, 10 at 5:41pm

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    • Rule of 3 switched to rule of 15! after high school..

      Submitted by obviouslyme on Sep 2, 10 at 12:22pm

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• Again, how about a "you're" instead of "your"?

  Submitted by kevxster on Sep 2, 10 at 12:18am

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• Pretty quick wit. Hopefully they aren't junior high age kids.

  Submitted by dadx2 on Sep 1, 10 at 3:42pm

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• Depending on you all's age of course, six isn't bad and three definitely isn't. You asked and he answered (hopefully honestly), so don't let it bother you :)

  Submitted by Taipan on Sep 1, 10 at 6:58pm

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• Jeez, you shouldn't be freaked out, 6 isn't that much. Well, I guess it depends on the age of the guy...

  Submitted by gutsout on Sep 1, 10 at 4:15pm

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• Silver lining: at least he could count you on his hands?

  Submitted by muellc63 on Apr 22, 11 at 11:32pm

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• Liars all of ya! You are prolly his first on his first hand, other than his hand and he is prolly your twenty third... Read it slowly several times, i assure you, it makes sense!!

  Submitted by bowfishinlady on Sep 1, 10 at 11:31pm

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• I does not matter how many people me or you have slept with. As long I get what I want out of you ;)

  Submitted by savesecondbase on Sep 1, 10 at 3:57pm

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• Personally, I think that's a great line! I'd keep him around just because of that!

  Submitted by MissPiercedXxX on Sep 2, 10 at 2:59am

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• he would be my first after I have counted on a couple hands... you guys are just starting out, appreciate your numbers still being in the single digits!

  Submitted by mystomachurts on Sep 1, 10 at 11:13pm

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• funny story, this was my older brother who said this, i thought it was clever and funny

  Submitted by iheartmilfss on Sep 2, 10 at 1:11am

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• Fuck off, fursty

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 8:39pm

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• So?_

  Submitted by ncboi on Sep 1, 10 at 11:04pm

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• haha tru

  Submitted by thompson4908 on Sep 2, 10 at 11:36am

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• This is a rip off of that other text where the guy said "you're my first megan" or whatever the name was. Lame.

  Submitted by anonmyous on Sep 1, 10 at 7:07pm

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• Who cares? Your newbs

  Submitted by stig on Sep 1, 10 at 8:02pm

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• LEGEND.

  Submitted by mvcolville on Sep 6, 10 at 9:44am

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• That's all in a day's work

  Submitted by GhettoKitty on Sep 2, 10 at 8:50am

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• This is stupid

  Submitted by reptile on Sep 1, 10 at 8:09pm

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• No guy will EVER tell you the truth

  Submitted by FoxRacinPRINCESS on Sep 2, 10 at 4:08am

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• PRETZELS AND FIRSTYS OH MY LORD 3 in a ROW

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 10 at 2:49pm

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