Texts From Last Night · Le_Todd's Favorites

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(858): View more from California

I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...

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(504): View more from Louisiana

i came on her dog

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(206): View more from Washington

The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...

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Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.

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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!

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(231): View more from Michigan

So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?

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(941): View more from Florida

CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.

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(734): View more from Michigan

He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.

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(561): View more from Florida

If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.

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