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  • I could see the pretzel and all that shit being funny the first 2 or 3 times but it's been going on way too long. It's just not funny anymore

    Submitted by blitted on Jul 17, 10 at 9:14pm
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    • plus he's got lemmings

      Submitted by mel24 on Jul 18, 10 at 1:05am
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      • There should be a threshold: If you get 100 thumbs down in a certain time period, you get banned for a day, 500 thumbs down, banned for a week, etc etc etc. There's too many retards with the soviet jokes and the pretzel jokes that are completely nonsensical.

        Submitted by TheBigDonkey on Jul 18, 10 at 1:12pm
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  • Holy fuck! That's like one Jr bacon cheeseburger!

    Submitted by Yourhappiness on Jul 17, 10 at 9:07pm
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  • I wonder if you swipe your debit card in her ass a 20 would pop out

    Submitted by gixxer209 on Jul 17, 10 at 11:10pm
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  • aww...she was just making change...

    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 17, 10 at 10:48pm
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  • Ok whats up with people and following firsty or whatever in their names? im not against him or anything i could care less but every comment i see either has pretzels thirsty or firsty in them im getting tired of it. Its not funny anymore its anoyin

    Submitted by natalia24 on Jul 17, 10 at 10:23pm
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  • "That will be one dollar, please. Um, not that dollar though. Please."

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 17, 10 at 11:30pm
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  • Dear (732),\n(609) Would very much like to know where this was? Please advise.

    Submitted by MissHeather on Aug 1, 10 at 1:12pm
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  • This is why I hate trolls. Not only do they do nothing but say stupid shit, they spawn wannabe trolls that find a way to say stuff that's even worse.

    Submitted by zealous on Jul 17, 10 at 10:04pm
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  • Let me see her pick up a long neck off of the stage and give it to the guy...then I'd be impressed

    Submitted by doomsday on Jul 17, 10 at 10:55pm
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  • But there should be a way to add thumbs up to some of this comments. They really are worthy !

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 10 at 11:17pm
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  • FUCK YOU FIRSTY DOUCHEBAGS

    Submitted by crazymonkey85 on Jul 18, 10 at 12:18am
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  • Trollinator says: Her pussy's a vending machine!

    Submitted by trollinator on Jul 17, 10 at 9:12pm
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  • Skill. Is her nick name bubbles? You should test her out!

    Submitted by halibug123 on Jul 17, 10 at 9:06pm
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  • Coin or dollar bill? Just askin...

    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 17, 10 at 11:58pm
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  • And you're the reason trolls exist. If you kept your mouth shut, they would eventually go away. But keep complaining, they're listening.

    Submitted by An0n on Jul 17, 10 at 10:22pm
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  • Pfft. Go to Amsterdam -- they have shows where the strippers fire whole bouquets and fruit out of their vajayjays.

    Submitted by no5_is_alive on Jul 17, 10 at 11:41pm
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  • Lmfao

    Submitted by man_ho on Jul 19, 10 at 9:02pm
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  • Coxr5, wtf are you talking about?

    Submitted by blahblahblahh on Jul 17, 10 at 11:27pm
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  • now roll that up for a big fat line ....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 10 at 9:19pm
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    • Had to think about this for a minute until I remembered that y'all down south have paper $1s.

      Submitted by coxr5 on Jul 17, 10 at 10:47pm
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  • It's not a dollar...

    Submitted by Jason_Statham on Jul 17, 10 at 11:12pm
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  • Damn

    Submitted by fleischhacker on Jul 25, 10 at 11:39am
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  • In bills or coins? Bonus points if she was making exact change

    Submitted by nmstew on Jul 18, 10 at 2:00am
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  • Rutty cockapoopoo

    Submitted by a_cum_dumpster on Jul 18, 10 at 12:44am
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  • For those of you who hate seeing Firsty his followers or any reference to pretzels and thirst quenching remedies, don't visit tfln. Free will. Underage, Thank You! Have a pretzel to help with the hangover.

    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 18, 10 at 12:16am
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  • Lemmings!! Be very careful.. Dingoes love lemmings, except for those pesky killer lemmings..... Pretzels distract them.

    Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 18, 10 at 1:13am
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  • Firsty this is for you. \nThese queefs are making my pretzels firsty!

    Submitted by FirstyProtege on Jul 17, 10 at 9:06pm
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  • I agree blitted

    Submitted by bandgeek on Jul 17, 10 at 9:49pm
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  • Was that change for something?

    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 18, 10 at 1:25am
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  • Well that's what happens when you go to D's Den.

    Submitted by RoboVonHoboTron on Jul 17, 10 at 10:26pm
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  • Omg gayyyyyyy

    Submitted by jayybear on Jul 17, 10 at 9:12pm
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  • I saw this same thing in Denver. Unsettling isn't it?

    Submitted by Fear_Cartaidh on Jul 18, 10 at 11:32am
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  • Thank goodness no pretzels were harmed

    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 17, 10 at 9:09pm
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  • Dollars make me firsty! :)

    Submitted by FirstyNation on Jul 17, 10 at 9:13pm
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  • Yes, the pretzels are not funny... Until people like you rage, long live the firsty pretz!!!

    Submitted by mike0006 on Jul 17, 10 at 10:23pm
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