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  • love it. i have no doubt she came over 20 min after she got it. ha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:42pm
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  • 3:44-Penises are sincere, it's the voice behind them that can't pas the lie detector.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:54pm
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  • 7:53 I'd respect getting that text. At least it's honest.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:53pm
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  • oh man that is rediculously CUTE! That argument wouldve been 100% OVER if my boyfriend sent me that texts. So friggin adorable!!! and cheesy! love it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 6:17pm
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  • Awwww! I loved this text!! Take notes guys!! This was cute!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:58pm
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  • yeah i agree with 7:53. I got this text about three months ago and it did NOT fix things

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:57pm
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  • hahaha. love it. sounds like my boyfriend. lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:29pm
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  • LOL. I'd give in if the boyfriend sent me this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 8:51pm
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  • it's sweet... in a wierd pigheaded kinda way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:34pm
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  • Sadly, I kinda want to receive this text, haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:44pm
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  • haha sound like wht my bf would say to make laugh if I'm mad at him :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:31pm
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  • LMAO & 3:45 is a close 2nd place!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 7:24pm
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  • My penis talks all the time, he is a ventriliquist and I am his dummy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:45pm
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  • translation: "IM A BIG FAT ASSHOLE BUT I'M STILL HORNY. YOU ARE THE ONLY FEMALE WHO WILL LET ME PUT IT IN."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:53pm
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  • I don't understand how girls think dicks are "adorable!!!!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:13am
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  • WTF? Guys, do NOT take notes. Obviously this man only wanted sex! He just had to also "apologize" because she wouldn't do him if he didn't. Ridiculous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:26pm
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  • I couldn't tell you all the crazy things my penis has said to me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:52pm
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  • sooo cute :) i would fuck any guy who sent me this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:49pm
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  • Talking penises sound insincere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:44pm
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  • In soviet Russia..., ah well nevermind I got nothin...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:11am
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  • I would gladly take care of that mans penis if she didnt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:06pm
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  • Best feauxpology ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:05pm
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  • he did, 3:19, his dick didn't do anything wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:23pm
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  • I live in 309, aaaand it sounds like something a few douchebags I know would say.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 5:23pm
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  • put a bow tie on your dick and send that pic....with a caption " Im sorry..still friends?"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:39pm
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  • adorable i feel like at this point it doesnt even have to apologize

    Submitted by toridori on Feb 19, 12 at 3:38pm
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  • ROFL Great recovery apology

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:40am
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  • ill send it to you =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:59pm
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  • I would definitely accept that apology! soo cute!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:56pm
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  • i wanna know what the response was hahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:15pm
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  • 4:15 you got your dick stuck in the wall again didn't you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:38pm
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  • Kind of cute. But nothing says 'I want you' more than actually admitting that you're wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:19pm
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  • oh yea 6:12, did they copy you? Your amaaaazing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:12pm
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  • This is pretty much a copy of a text I got 3 months ago. Still cute though!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:12pm
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  • Q1: what's the most sensitive part of a penis? A1: the underside, where the shaft meets the the head. Q2: what's the most insensitive part of a penis? A2: the man behind it. theng ya. theng ya ver'mush. :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:26pm
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