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(631): View more from New York

Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital

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(727): View more from Florida

it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...

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(314): View more from Missouri

New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?

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(1-415): View more from California

What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?

(415): View more from California

Irish Spring?

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(248): View more from Michigan

i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.

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(323): View more from California

well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.

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