On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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No, because we wanted to know when the beast had awoken.
You wanted us to mail you to the girl from that amateur pornsite you've been following.
No, it was solely for our amusement.
we thought if we wrapped you in enough bubble wrap and threw you into the ocean you'd wash up on the shores of some paradise island. you convinced us to do it.
Suffocation - You're doing it wrong.
Are you sure it's not a bad case of acne?
Hey, some people are into being wrapped up like that. It's OK.
so it will break bones but not leave bruises when we throw you down the stairs
yes because when were drunk we all think safety first
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