All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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