Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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