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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"

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You had it coming.

Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Jul 21, 10 at 11:24am

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Lesbian: 1. Douchebag: 0

Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 21, 10 at 1:45pm

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from her tone, i guess even a straight girl wouldnt fuck you.

Submitted by canonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 11:27am

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- haha owned
  
  Submitted by adidas43 on Aug 31, 10 at 2:27pm
  
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i said prove it, so she slept with my ex-girlfriend

Submitted by klangford on Jul 21, 10 at 12:56pm

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- I said prove it and she slept with me :)
  
  Submitted by Oswaldo on Jul 22, 10 at 2:00am
  
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Probably not the first time happening to you

Submitted by vexprt on Jul 21, 10 at 11:33am

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That plan backfired. Big time

Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 21, 10 at 1:08pm

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Agreed. "And the award for ultimate backfire goes to..."

Submitted by hooah33 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:24pm

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You asked for it, hotshot.

Submitted by bikinibottom384 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:29pm

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Gambled and lost on that one.

Submitted by XZero on Jul 21, 10 at 11:57am

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lmao that's so funny.

Submitted by rmbtrumpet on Jul 21, 10 at 11:40am

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To prove that I'm straight, I would do everyone BUT you.

Submitted by smartgrrl on Jul 21, 10 at 1:25pm

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That a girl... SmartAss lesbians don't like boys. Bi girls might. All depends of you. And for the sound of this u better off hitting on ur own team.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 3:34pm

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WIN!!!!!!! I thought this was pretty funny <3

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 21, 10 at 1:04pm

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woah. nice.

Submitted by checkkid014 on Jul 22, 10 at 9:31pm

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Hahahahhahaha......awesome

Submitted by Filter on Jul 21, 10 at 12:21pm

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Awesome. You walked right into that one.

Submitted by kdd123 on Jul 23, 10 at 10:55pm

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Cause I'm a slag

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 4:17am

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BOOM! Roasted!

Submitted by colan08 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:48pm

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Haha, u go girl XD

Submitted by cbtango on Jul 22, 10 at 4:53am

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shut down like a little bitch

Submitted by aTastyCookie on Jul 22, 10 at 8:16am

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Fucking owned that sucks

Submitted by jacobsoltero on Jul 22, 10 at 4:16am

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HAHAHAHHA i love it

Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 21, 10 at 12:36pm

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Hahaha

Submitted by Stimofo on Jul 22, 10 at 2:53am

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LMFAO ... Smooth move

Submitted by xdrgnlvrx2010 on Jul 21, 10 at 9:45pm

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That's dirty

Submitted by wbfd631 on Jul 21, 10 at 3:14pm

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Tfln makes me firsty... And hungry for pretzels

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 4:26pm

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OWNED!

Submitted by seanD25 on Apr 26, 11 at 1:39am

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OP, YDI :) haha.

Submitted by _bbycakes on Jul 23, 10 at 4:28pm

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Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 21, 10 at 2:37pm

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Rosamondmoonpie- what's with you and pretzels?

Submitted by awalta6wha on Jul 22, 10 at 1:48am

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D'oh!

Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jul 21, 10 at 11:14pm

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HHS. Funny

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 12:05pm

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she said to sit

Submitted by 330isplace2be on Jul 21, 10 at 11:14pm

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Well thats a fail. I feel sorry for you buddy.. Maybe next time.. If there's one.

Submitted by natalia24 on Jul 21, 10 at 9:49pm

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She clearly out played you

Submitted by raymond74 on Jul 27, 10 at 2:44am

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Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 21, 10 at 11:30am

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- do you realize that no one likes you?
  
  Submitted by afineguy on Jul 21, 10 at 1:21pm
  
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These pretzels are making me firsty

Submitted by f1rsty on Jul 21, 10 at 11:25am

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Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Jul 21, 10 at 11:24am

Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 21, 10 at 1:45pm

Submitted by canonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 11:27am

Submitted by adidas43 on Aug 31, 10 at 2:27pm

Submitted by klangford on Jul 21, 10 at 12:56pm

Submitted by Oswaldo on Jul 22, 10 at 2:00am

Submitted by vexprt on Jul 21, 10 at 11:33am

Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 21, 10 at 1:08pm

Submitted by hooah33 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:24pm

Submitted by bikinibottom384 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:29pm

Submitted by XZero on Jul 21, 10 at 11:57am

Submitted by rmbtrumpet on Jul 21, 10 at 11:40am

Submitted by smartgrrl on Jul 21, 10 at 1:25pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 3:34pm

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 21, 10 at 1:04pm

Submitted by checkkid014 on Jul 22, 10 at 9:31pm

Submitted by Filter on Jul 21, 10 at 12:21pm

Submitted by kdd123 on Jul 23, 10 at 10:55pm

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 4:17am

Submitted by colan08 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:48pm

Submitted by cbtango on Jul 22, 10 at 4:53am

Submitted by aTastyCookie on Jul 22, 10 at 8:16am

Submitted by jacobsoltero on Jul 22, 10 at 4:16am

Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jul 21, 10 at 12:36pm

Submitted by Stimofo on Jul 22, 10 at 2:53am

Submitted by xdrgnlvrx2010 on Jul 21, 10 at 9:45pm

Submitted by wbfd631 on Jul 21, 10 at 3:14pm

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 4:26pm

Submitted by seanD25 on Apr 26, 11 at 1:39am

Submitted by _bbycakes on Jul 23, 10 at 4:28pm

Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 21, 10 at 2:37pm

Submitted by awalta6wha on Jul 22, 10 at 1:48am

Submitted by jbwarner86 on Jul 21, 10 at 11:14pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 12:05pm

Submitted by 330isplace2be on Jul 21, 10 at 11:14pm

Submitted by natalia24 on Jul 21, 10 at 9:49pm

Submitted by raymond74 on Jul 27, 10 at 2:44am

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