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Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever

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Ur mom and my mom should get together and teach parenting classes for failed women who become mothers

Submitted by callmescout on Jul 12, 10 at 7:23pm

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Dude, your mom is a Cunt.

Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 12, 10 at 7:26pm

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people with normal parents just don't get it

Submitted by Anonymousssss on Jul 12, 10 at 8:25pm

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- they really dont
  
  Submitted by just_jd on Jul 13, 10 at 9:55am
  
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Run... Run away..

Submitted by Tm153 on Jul 12, 10 at 6:22pm

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Just like her mother told her. Three cheers for tradition.

Submitted by squibkick on Jul 12, 10 at 10:24pm

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i gotta agree, people with normal parents cannot appreciate this. i miss my psychotic beotch of a mother constantly ranting about how i shattered her dreams... shoulda used protection Ma lol

Submitted by MissScorpion on Jul 13, 10 at 12:14am

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this is verbal abuse... it's not funny, it's scary and you should probably look into help

Submitted by newlowagain on Jul 13, 10 at 1:03am

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... L is for love!

Submitted by meghannnn on Jul 14, 10 at 9:07pm

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- oh my god you have my name AND say the same things i say. biffles?
  
  Submitted by Anonymousssss on Feb 6, 11 at 5:04pm
  
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Been there god I love my mom

Submitted by johnnyk on Jul 12, 10 at 7:31pm

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What did you do? Does she usually go off for no reason or did you do something to justify the anthrax? Just saying...

Submitted by mybizzy on Jul 12, 10 at 8:16pm

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Thts just rude

Submitted by anonymous25 on Jul 12, 10 at 6:42pm

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Not the nicest thing she could have said

Submitted by bkeane1 on Jul 13, 10 at 9:42am

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@mybizzy - what did he / she do to deserve this you ask??? NOTHING deserves this kind of verbal shit storm. \nIt's fucked and I want to give whoever this is hugs too :(

Submitted by bizarrefruit on Jul 13, 10 at 10:05am

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Ooh a Pennsylvania text. I'm so proud.

Submitted by bananaphone3 on Jul 30, 10 at 3:59am

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Stab her in the eye.

Submitted by rylieo on Jul 12, 10 at 11:49pm

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What an awful parent

Submitted by beachbaby on Jul 12, 10 at 8:13pm

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That's when you say, "OH YEAH?! I'LL PUT ARSENIC IN YOUR DINNER!!"

Submitted by schmuckers06 on Jul 13, 10 at 9:22am

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That woman should be kicked in the cunt with her own foot, and then have her foot sewn permanently in there.

Submitted by ronthebrit on Jul 13, 10 at 6:13pm

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Sucks for Alias10. Major fail.

Submitted by AliasMe on Jul 12, 10 at 6:25pm

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- dont be hatin :P
  
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This is depressing. Why is this on here? I want to laugh...

Submitted by MandatoryPants on Jul 12, 10 at 11:13pm

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Poor thing. I want to give this person a hug

Submitted by christiechaos on Jul 13, 10 at 2:10am

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WTF was she drunk

Submitted by synyster_gates on Jul 12, 10 at 9:41pm

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This belongs on Fuckmylife.

Submitted by wdrake3 on Jul 15, 10 at 11:03am

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Harsh.

Submitted by readdh on Jul 12, 10 at 9:50pm

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That's the most horrible thing i've ever heard. I'm sorry.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 10 at 9:29am

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Super harsh.. Unless its marsho's mom... Then understandable....... Must have been an ugly fire....

Submitted by dragonfartz on Jul 14, 10 at 10:44am

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That seems like something my mom would do.

Submitted by emoBitch on Jul 13, 10 at 8:27am

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"Happy families are all alike. Unhappy families are all unhappy in their own, unique way." --Fyodor Dostoyevsky\n\nMan, that sucks. I know people whose parents used to pull this kind of verbal abuse, I truly wish I could make those parents pay for their kids' therapy bills.

Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 13, 10 at 2:55am

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- *-Leo Tolstoy\nSorry. I totally agree with you though.
  
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  - Aw, crap. *feels stupid*
    
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Awww... Makes me miss my mom. lol

Submitted by Azrael on Jul 12, 10 at 9:05pm

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i bet that wasnt the FIRST time she yelled that at you. hehe i am soo subtle..

Submitted by alias10 on Jul 12, 10 at 6:17pm

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- that was...well simply horrible subtlety\n\n\nI feel like I spelled that wrong
  
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  - apparently you did not get the sarcasm.
    
    Submitted by alias10 on Jul 12, 10 at 7:16pm
    
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    kind of hard to convey sarcasm in text
    
    Submitted by Hawk21 on Jul 12, 10 at 7:47pm
    
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Fake

Submitted by hxck on Jul 13, 10 at 11:00am

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Very sad. Hang in there kid.

Submitted by kcs99 on Jul 13, 10 at 6:18am

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Lol classic

Submitted by juiceuno on Jul 13, 10 at 1:41am

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Thats sad....aww.but hilarious.

Submitted by EpikChick on Jul 12, 10 at 6:46pm

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My mom says that sometimes, but she's buying me a new mac so it's all good. B)

Submitted by RatedOMG on Jul 13, 10 at 10:02am

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Is it bad that I just made this one of my favorites? Lmao!

Submitted by KeelyRae on Jul 12, 10 at 6:56pm

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That's soooooooooo funny

Submitted by roflberries on Aug 1, 10 at 11:47am

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Aw... This reminds me of my childhood. Nostalgia, take me away...

Submitted by MsSaurus on Jul 14, 10 at 2:13am

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Oh goodness, this orange juice is delicious

Submitted by nopulp on Jul 13, 10 at 12:27am

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- Kush anddddd Orange Juice is the best though haha
  
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LOVE IT!!! I had a BF who's mom would throw books & shoes at us, then kick us out at 11pm to wonder Long Beach, CA!!! Also, my dad would spontaneously taken us to a park when my mom was having a 'mood'.

Submitted by Cricket76 on Jul 13, 10 at 11:05pm

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Must be a cheerleaders mom...

Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 16, 10 at 7:34pm

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@SMFIRERESCUE - no way to reply to comments with iPhone. Most pol just use name or time of post.

Submitted by kcs99 on Jul 13, 10 at 6:24am

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Hahaha that's great

Submitted by rev00 on Oct 4, 10 at 12:49pm

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Prolly cuz the kid is a fuck.

Submitted by ahkdar on Jul 12, 10 at 9:51pm

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@kesjaye - if you got her knocked up, it's your responsibility. End of story...

Submitted by RatedOMG on Jul 13, 10 at 10:05am

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hahahaha if i'm ever cursed with a spawn i KNOW it will be called a little fuck for all of its life. this is a great text.

Submitted by yourmomlovesme on Jul 15, 10 at 5:10pm

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Well, she should be proud you made it past the abortion, you're a fighter!

Submitted by CaliforniaJay661 on Oct 3, 10 at 11:39pm

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"first" bastards, die in a fire

Submitted by marsho on Jul 12, 10 at 9:57pm

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Must be a cheerleaders mom

Submitted by jenny8675309 on Jul 17, 10 at 3:08am

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I totally made this a favorite too. My mom is the exact same!

Submitted by maddiee9797 on Jul 13, 10 at 1:11am

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And people wonder why their kids turn out to be totally fucked up

Submitted by katypsu620 on Sep 19, 12 at 12:35am

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Harsh!!

Submitted by Bella_Kai on Jul 16, 10 at 3:30am

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Wow! That's soo fucked

Submitted by jenjendenise on Jul 13, 10 at 3:45am

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first

Submitted by firsty on Jul 12, 10 at 6:43pm

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Homo q

Submitted by Megzii on Jul 14, 10 at 5:22am

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Thats so sad!!

Submitted by medicallyinduced on Jul 13, 10 at 8:19am

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Fucking bitches with the name Rosamondmoonpie make me consider wanting to delete tfln

Submitted by cheeerleaderrr on Jul 12, 10 at 9:10pm

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Haaaaa. That's when

Submitted by schmuckers06 on Jul 13, 10 at 9:20am

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Funny... That's almost exactly what my mom said to me.

Submitted by badassninjax69 on Jul 26, 10 at 1:18am

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prolly deserved it u cunt

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 10 at 8:18pm

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rude one

Submitted by Julyy on Jul 12, 10 at 6:17pm

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Sorry, you both get the loser award.

Submitted by Michguy on Jul 13, 10 at 8:07am

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There are millions of kids that are a failed abortion in the world who are doing great things. Then there continues to be females out there getting pregnant even when the guy want no kids. Yeah he could use protection too. Having to pay for a kid you never wanted is wrong too. Just saying?

Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 13, 10 at 4:32am

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Oh god flash backs. U never truely miss them, normal just gets boring.

Submitted by sls1881 on Aug 12, 10 at 7:47am

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I have an iPhone. How do I comment on peoples comments??

Submitted by smfirerescue on Jul 13, 10 at 4:05am

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Even happy families have problems. But this is pretty harsh.

Submitted by DrizztDoUrden on Oct 18, 10 at 10:25pm

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hug?

Submitted by cgoody on Jul 15, 10 at 2:04am

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Posts like this make me consider deleting tfln

Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 12, 10 at 6:41pm

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.......…….......

Submitted by dki94 on Jul 15, 10 at 1:43am

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Mothers<3

Submitted by wtfwsd on Jul 14, 10 at 5:56pm

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My favorite tfln ever hahahaha

Submitted by DannDan on Jul 12, 10 at 9:33pm

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Wow.

Submitted by kallimist on Sep 21, 11 at 8:35pm

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first

Submitted by firsty on Jul 12, 10 at 7:12pm

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Wow sounds like my dad thats weird

Submitted by JustAGirl019 on Jul 13, 10 at 2:57pm

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Bahahahahahah!! That's way funny

Submitted by firedancersirka on Jul 12, 10 at 8:28pm

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That jus sucks, give her a huge "fuck you" from me

Submitted by inyourpants on Jul 14, 10 at 4:33am

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@ bizarrefruit: nothing? Really? What if he raped his sister or killed someone? I'm not saying op did this, bit there is a context where maybe the mom was justified. Out of context, the mom does sound like a horrible person, buy I'm wondering what op did out of curiosity...

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