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(314): View more from Missouri

On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?

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(513): View more from Ohio

You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.

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(915): View more from Texas

I told you I was good to drive

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dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate

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(858): View more from California

for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers

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(817): View more from Texas

He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged

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(510): View more from California

I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...

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