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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters

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It's all black guys giving this the thumbs down.

Submitted by stepdog on Aug 21, 10 at 5:15pm

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Fact. The worlds biggest penis to date wasn't black.

Submitted by ProductPlacemnt on Aug 21, 10 at 5:35pm

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- Very true, most black guys are average sized.
  
  Submitted by Trollinn on Aug 22, 10 at 5:06am
  
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- Fact. Worlds biggest penis dude lives with his mother in England
  
  Submitted by r3d4wn on Aug 22, 10 at 8:24am
  
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who is this chick?? Goldicocks? This one's juuussstttt right.

Submitted by shetalkstoangels on Aug 21, 10 at 7:49pm

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Myth Busters would include an Asian. Your analysis is incomplete.

Submitted by iblowpops on Aug 21, 10 at 11:37pm

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- he was there, she just unfortunately did not have access to a microscope
  
  Submitted by dfb62091 on Aug 22, 10 at 3:22pm
  
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Sterotypes get you nowhere.

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 21, 10 at 4:25pm

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- Unless your the white guy...
  
  Submitted by Exception2DaRule on Aug 22, 10 at 1:56pm
  
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White guy must've been Irish

Submitted by tucsanmandic on Aug 21, 10 at 6:05pm

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It's funny because black dicks are supposed to be big

Submitted by legonut4 on Aug 21, 10 at 5:39pm

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- Thanks for letting us know.
  
  Submitted by Captain_Obvious_ on Aug 21, 10 at 8:39pm
  
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Sorry but black dick is way overrated and their selfish as hell in bed. Go white penis!!!!

Submitted by reirei23 on Aug 21, 10 at 10:16pm

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- plus they have aids
  
  Submitted by your_mom_6 on Aug 22, 10 at 6:23pm
  
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Are we talking about penises or women?

Submitted by PuddinLove on Aug 21, 10 at 7:12pm

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- Lmao
  
  Submitted by Babygirlxoxo on May 29, 12 at 7:54pm
  
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Something offensive and racist

Submitted by Phys on Aug 21, 10 at 6:11pm

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guess there is an exception to every rule

Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 21, 10 at 5:52pm

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I loveeeee this!!

Submitted by MiSSCHELSEAxo on Aug 21, 10 at 5:26pm

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ha that's awesome

Submitted by sheaaa54 on Aug 21, 10 at 5:15pm

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As a white dude, I've NEVER compared my dick, size or any other feature, to another.

Submitted by Hierro on Aug 22, 10 at 10:43am

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Neither does being a douchebag

Submitted by xceler8 on Aug 21, 10 at 5:13pm

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I've never heard the rumor about Irish guys being big?

Submitted by KittyCat69 on Aug 22, 10 at 4:13am

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- That's because the Irish are actually known for having small penises. Hence, "Curse of the Irish."
  
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Irish all the way.

Submitted by Michguy on Aug 21, 10 at 8:47pm

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I love how you can tell the racial make-up of this site by the thumbs up for a quote about a big white dick v. the thumbs down for all the posts about big black dicks.

Submitted by stillhungover on Aug 21, 10 at 10:21pm

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Sounds like this girl is a ho

Submitted by notazizansari on Aug 21, 10 at 7:47pm

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It's fun disproving stereotypes. The girls love that about me.

Submitted by Creeperstar on Aug 21, 10 at 7:03pm

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- are you saying you are the black guy in this text?
  
  Submitted by pinchforaninch on Aug 22, 10 at 2:53am
  
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Fail.

Submitted by bunnybabie on Aug 22, 10 at 9:20pm

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Lolfagrofl

Submitted by FatPeopleJerky on Aug 22, 10 at 1:28pm

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Hee hee... Little wee wee

Submitted by runeman on Aug 22, 10 at 1:38am

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Whitey was totaly Irish.

Submitted by aaadrionna on Aug 21, 10 at 7:25pm

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Ok I don't want to look like a dumb ass but how do you comment on someone else's comment?

Submitted by bacon_jizz on Aug 21, 10 at 8:30pm

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- Look to the top right of your comment, or my comment... Dumbass! LOL j/k ;)
  
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  - Ha I had to add i was on my iPhone lol! You can only do it on a computer.
    
    Submitted by bacon_jizz on Aug 22, 10 at 3:47pm
    
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Hahaha mythbusters ftw!

Submitted by A_Bomb on Aug 22, 10 at 3:36am

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Bacon jizz, if you're on a phone, you can't. :-/

Submitted by codegrl on Aug 21, 10 at 9:09pm

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It's funny these days how all the underlying racist shit is bubbling to the surface. Not talking about the original text, but the comments are filled with it. And FYI, black dudes don't compare dick sizes. Like most stereotypes about us, that was started by a white dude...or woman.

Submitted by thenewguy10 on Aug 22, 10 at 9:59am

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B.o.b.

Submitted by peytonmanning on Aug 21, 10 at 9:29pm

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Ha, teeny weeny

Submitted by ClevelandSteamer on Aug 21, 10 at 8:47pm

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Gogo Tulsa!

Submitted by Shniblit on Aug 21, 10 at 8:04pm

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As Howard Stern said, "Yes I know blacks guys having big dicks is a stereotype. But it is a hell of a stereotype!"

Submitted by cfreymarc on Aug 22, 10 at 12:20am

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worlds biggest and smallest penis is are white guys.

Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Aug 25, 10 at 11:57am

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I'm glad to see a stereotype stopped in its tracks- Kudos to this girl and her love for dicks of all size

Submitted by ck24 on Aug 22, 10 at 6:13pm

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Black dudes only fuck the ugly white chicks so who cares...

Submitted by DeezyB on Aug 22, 10 at 11:51pm

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You shouldn't judge one for them all....just sayin

Submitted by naughtynurse on Aug 29, 10 at 12:56am

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I think it's hilarious how, anytime a text is from the 918 area code, people automatically assume it's Tulsa lol

Submitted by memyself on Aug 22, 10 at 12:28am

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Myth busted!!! White power :) lolz

Submitted by guitar_boy on Aug 22, 10 at 2:33am

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Bet he was English we have some big ones including the worlds biggest :)

Submitted by johnnyk on Aug 22, 10 at 9:00am

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Fire fox!!! I love it

Submitted by enjoy420 on Aug 22, 10 at 3:21am

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Laying stero types to rest

Submitted by mike8121 on Aug 22, 10 at 1:04am

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R4ndom is the biggest jackass

Submitted by vanderfeen on Aug 21, 10 at 9:35pm

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Or afford iPhones/iPods/computers and Internet

Submitted by Bleeker on Aug 23, 10 at 1:55am

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Firrssttt ! Ohh am I cool now ?!?!

Submitted by lexx21 on Aug 22, 10 at 3:43am

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Whitey was a infecting zombie, lol, ZPS joke.

Submitted by sdude on Aug 21, 10 at 10:10pm

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Always good to break the stereotype every now and then

Submitted by Martini47 on Jul 6, 11 at 4:00pm

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Whitey must have been Dutch

Submitted by stig on Aug 21, 10 at 11:32pm

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White power

Submitted by mfbear on Aug 22, 10 at 8:02pm

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I'm watching Myth Busters RIGHT now. NBD.

Submitted by bunny142 on Aug 21, 10 at 9:38pm

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It's obviously fake

Submitted by puffmoney23 on Aug 21, 10 at 10:56pm

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- you're obviously black
  
  Submitted by pinchforaninch on Aug 22, 10 at 3:09am
  
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  - ^^^^^^\nBwahahahaha.
    
    Submitted by sick1200 on Aug 24, 10 at 2:26pm
    
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Way to represent the 918.

Submitted by bunnybabie on Aug 21, 10 at 8:50pm

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Bullshit. I know my shit is legit.

Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Aug 22, 10 at 3:04am

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Both probably had HIV, so no matter.

Submitted by Michguy on Aug 22, 10 at 8:29am

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Yaaaaaaaay !

Submitted by johnnyk on Aug 22, 10 at 8:59am

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The comments is what makes this text even better hahahaha.

Submitted by emmacakez on Aug 22, 10 at 2:45am

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You will be surprised how many people use pills now, and not all black people have huge ones there stuff is natural tho

Submitted by zooloo on Aug 21, 10 at 6:55pm

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- none of that shit works anyway except surgery
  
  Submitted by pinchforaninch on Aug 22, 10 at 3:08am
  
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- I'm pretty sure if pills actually worked there would be virtually no small penises in the world haha
  
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Ghey

Submitted by DeezyB on Aug 21, 10 at 4:25pm

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Could be talking about a jackass.

Submitted by happyone on Aug 22, 10 at 1:26am

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Mythbusters has two white guys fuck heads

Submitted by R4Nd0M101 on Aug 21, 10 at 6:53pm

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- Hahaha, it's funny cause you're fucking clueless.
  
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