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(+31): View more from The Netherlands

Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes

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I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.

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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.

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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.

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