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• oh clitoris! what light through yonder beaver break?

  Submitted by agroupofninjas on Jun 21, 11 at 8:02pm

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  • Lmao

    Submitted by Mikedeeznuts on Jun 21, 11 at 9:38pm

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  • Tis the yeast, and Vagisil is the drug

    Submitted by Vulpus on Jun 21, 11 at 11:58pm

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• Want me to feel your pulse?

  Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 21, 11 at 5:32pm

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• How could that possibly be a bad night?

  Submitted by myheartisyours on Jun 21, 11 at 5:57pm

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• Sounds like an unforgettable night

  Submitted by koji8123 on Jun 21, 11 at 7:06pm

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• followed by "out, out, damned spot!"

  Submitted by kin_in_in on Jun 22, 11 at 1:37pm

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• yeeah san diego!

  Submitted by jrosem on Jun 21, 11 at 9:34pm

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• Be still my throbbing cock

  Submitted by flrstfirst on Jun 22, 11 at 8:43am

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• Shakespeare must have done some impressive postmortem writing since that phrase originated in the 1700s...

  Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Jun 22, 11 at 9:07pm

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• Rey Mysterio, is that you?

  Submitted by happyone on Jun 22, 11 at 8:03am

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• To jltc I agree 100% some people's replies are more funny than the actual text haha

  Submitted by AliO on Jun 22, 11 at 2:03am

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• Your vagina has its own cell phone?

  Submitted by Phys on Jun 21, 11 at 5:48pm

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• This came from my area code... AWESOME

  Submitted by epaulk0 on Jun 21, 11 at 6:23pm

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• "gapping" would be better'

  Submitted by Michguy on Jun 21, 11 at 5:59pm

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  • I believe you mean gaping.

    Submitted by FactChecker on Jun 22, 11 at 4:21am

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• 1st, 2nd and 3rd

  Submitted by FML_FTW on Jun 21, 11 at 4:58pm

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• I'm sorry I just have that effect on woman!

  Submitted by titandusk on Jun 21, 11 at 4:25pm

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• way to take a line from a postal service song and add the word vagina to it. fucking homo

  Submitted by hott0ttie on Jun 21, 11 at 10:11pm

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  • Actually that would be Shakespeare, you "fucking homo".

    Submitted by Rooon55 on Jun 21, 11 at 10:21pm

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    • I really wish you could "thumbs up" other people's replies...

      Submitted by jltc on Jun 22, 11 at 12:20am

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      • ~thumbs ups this reply~

        Submitted by Maybach1 on Jun 26, 11 at 5:10pm

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