So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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