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  I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.

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• someone lick it up?

  Submitted by donkey4u on May 11, 11 at 11:52am

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• dude...douches don't tighten you up, pretty much all they do is fuck up the natural ph balance and cause yeast infections. you're an idiot.

  Submitted by karmasabitch27 on May 11, 11 at 1:49pm

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  • I'm pretty sure he/she was saying that it needed douched because it needs cleaned from the numerous dicks that have been in it. Perhaps he's not the idiot.

    Submitted by hmmmidk on May 12, 11 at 1:16am

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• How long did it take for you to find the cork?

  Submitted by rimmion on May 11, 11 at 4:01pm

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• Must have been cheap champagne... Most champagnes have a bottle you could throw off a house and not break... But kudos on the vaj bomb ;o)

  Submitted by vikingdood on May 11, 11 at 10:56am

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• Yeast infection?

  Submitted by ifatomic on May 11, 11 at 10:44am

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• AHHHHH!!! IT BURRRRRNS!!!!!

  Submitted by supertroupet on May 11, 11 at 1:01pm

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• bubbly in your buddy

  Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 11, 11 at 10:48am

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• welp, back into the shower for you!

  Submitted by thebatman on May 11, 11 at 1:50pm

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• Crotch shot?

  Submitted by BigBilly on May 11, 11 at 11:23am

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• Talk about a fizzy dizzy

  Submitted by bee222 on May 11, 11 at 5:38pm

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• fastest way to get schlonkered

  Submitted by chode4life on May 17, 11 at 9:08pm

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• Ouch lol

  Submitted by papacam on May 11, 11 at 11:10am

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• Lmao at vaj bomb

  Submitted by betterthanyouuu on May 12, 11 at 1:47am

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• @karmasabitch27 I'm pretty sure guy was saying that the girl needs a douche after all getting with all the guys that made her loose enough for it to get in her vag.

  Submitted by hmmmidk on May 12, 11 at 1:19am

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• Probably better to invest in a glass next time

  Submitted by planks on May 13, 11 at 11:14pm

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• You probably needed a good douche if your snatch was gaping open wide enough for the bubbly to explode IN to your vag.

  Submitted by W_T_F on May 11, 11 at 1:14pm

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