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  • Did he also say you were "horizontally blessed"? Because around here we call that "fat".

    Submitted by schlock on Jun 26, 10 at 11:40am
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  • damn chill its a real type of asthma, im in better shape than any of you and have been playing soccer 4 seasons a year for 12 years but i still need the inhaler\n\nthis is still funny tho

    Submitted by indianz2010 on Jun 26, 10 at 11:45am
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  • My Pediatrician used to say the same thing, I guess he didn't have the balls to say "fatty-mcFaterson"

    Submitted by deformz on Jun 26, 10 at 1:51pm
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  • I'm a college wrestler and have sports induced asthma..I use an inhaler..and I'm probably in better shape than a lot of people here

    Submitted by wrestle614 on Jun 26, 10 at 9:33pm
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  • Bullshit. I have sports induced asthma and I'm definitely in shape. It just means that when I do work out it's harder and a lot more painful to breathe.

    Submitted by andreasor on Jun 26, 10 at 6:06pm
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    • Purely acedemic question - Why and how can sport induce asthma? I'm curious.

      Submitted by DutchCourage on Jun 27, 10 at 6:54am
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      • When I run, my throat closes. I can do certain sports, like volleyball, swimming, tennis, biking, dancing, working out in general... but soccer or distance running isn't possible. If you want more medical info, look it up on WebMD. It is a real thing.

        Submitted by tsunominal on Jun 27, 10 at 11:21am
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      • Heightened stress during exercise on your broncioles cause them to close making it harder for you to breathe

        Submitted by servus on Jun 27, 10 at 2:07pm
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  • 714 is a dumbass, I have exercise asthma and it's not another saying for out of shape. /rage

    Submitted by pmilkosky on Jun 26, 10 at 8:37pm
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  • Go kill yourself Keith stone

    Submitted by mick40 on Jun 26, 10 at 5:41pm
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  • Or lazy

    Submitted by sfrroar on Jun 27, 10 at 1:10am
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  • Jacob cobb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 10 at 3:03pm
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  • God damn sports asthma it's stupid as hellll I'm a fit gymnast and need an inhaler

    Submitted by musiclover1212 on Jun 27, 10 at 1:56am
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  • These pretzels are making me thirsty!

    Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 26, 10 at 12:27pm
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  • Well played 714, well played.

    Submitted by JenBen on Jun 26, 10 at 1:07pm
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  • Haha owned

    Submitted by anachronic on Jun 26, 10 at 11:38am
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  • Boobs

    Submitted by MattSampson1893 on Jun 26, 10 at 11:25am
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  • I have asthma and I'm in shape dumb shit. Just because u have asthma doesn't mean ur out of shape.

    Submitted by ImaSexAddict on Jun 26, 10 at 3:26pm
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    • this doesnt say asthma is says "sports induced" asthma. there's a difference.

      Submitted by failboats on Jun 26, 10 at 4:55pm
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  • Ha! Nice...not that I should be laughing...

    Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 26, 10 at 5:28pm
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  • Ahaha

    Submitted by schumanaaron on Jun 27, 10 at 6:34am
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  • Call me old fashioned, but I think that fire is magic - and it scares me alot.

    Submitted by strange1 on Jun 26, 10 at 2:33pm
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  • Hah good job 714....there are other funny people where I reside. Yes.

    Submitted by ashpoop on Jun 27, 10 at 4:45pm
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  • Hahaha I had that..until I went to the gym

    Submitted by mcq53 on Jun 26, 10 at 3:11pm
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  • Jesus Christ, it's a fucking joke. Got to love these people that take everything so seriously, lighten up retards

    Submitted by canman on Jun 28, 11 at 8:29am
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  • Nice line!

    Submitted by cajun2u on Jun 26, 10 at 8:49pm
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  • it's actually hilarious how many people get mad over this shit

    Submitted by failboats on Jun 26, 10 at 8:42pm
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  • uhm that's bullshit I have the same kind of asthma and it doesn't make a difference in performance at all.

    Submitted by jess5193 on Jun 26, 10 at 11:10pm
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  • If you've done enough sports in your life to get sports-induced asthma, odds are you aren't a fatty.

    Submitted by nocturnesthesia on Jun 27, 10 at 10:40pm
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  • Damn that is some funny shit.

    Submitted by sick1200 on Jun 28, 10 at 6:31pm
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  • Golden

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 10 at 11:27am
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  • Whata burn.

    Submitted by Thepleaser on Jun 27, 10 at 1:39am
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  • Old fashioned? You mean politically incorrect. Or the doctor wants to sound smart by throwing around big names for illnesses.

    Submitted by zealous on Jun 26, 10 at 11:42am
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  • haha! funny shit

    Submitted by wise420 on Jun 26, 10 at 9:44pm
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  • it's actually called exercise induced asthma and i have it as well. in no way does it mean you're fat, i had an eating disorder and i'm a competitive dancer so i'm not fat.

    Submitted by rawrxmaddie on Jul 11, 10 at 10:44pm
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