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(423): View more from Tennessee

come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.

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(519): View more from Ontario

i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?

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(906): View more from Michigan

I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again

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(210): View more from Texas

I molested 6 butterflies tonight

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(248): View more from Michigan

we have pet lesbian snakes

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(518): View more from New York

you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"

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(347): View more from New York

I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN

(347): View more from New York

I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN

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(613): View more from Ontario

oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt

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