But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
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