vagina is talking i cant
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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