Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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