Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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