You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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