so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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