super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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