she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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