i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
In America we eat man semen.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We left an ass print on the piano.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Randomize
