He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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